ArcticMonkeys33: Stud Muffin: The Movie; Dude we have to make your life story a movie!
christhewalrus01: ahahah
christhewalrus01: nice comment
ArcticMonkeys33: who could we cast as you? I mean no actor has your good looks so its a tough one...
christhewalrus01: chris langguth as
christhewalrus01: himself.
ArcticMonkeys33: YES! perfect
ArcticMonkeys33: now who was the girl who dumped you at are school? Was it Hannah something?
ArcticMonkeys33: that was funny
christhewalrus01: shut up.
christhewalrus01: it was elise
christhewalrus01: and that was one time
ArcticMonkeys33: It was like the end of the world
christhewalrus01: after 2 and a half months
christhewalrus01: and i recovered after a week
christhewalrus01: so
ArcticMonkeys33: Chris: "I'm so alone, I can't believe that slut dumped me for mike and then dumped him for pat WTF"
christhewalrus01: ooooh
christhewalrus01: you mean that
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
christhewalrus01: ahahahahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: that was great
christhewalrus01: hannah wineland
christhewalrus01: that was terrible
ArcticMonkeys33: there we go
christhewalrus01: i didn't get anything from her
ArcticMonkeys33: hannah winland
christhewalrus01: and then she made out with pat a week later
ArcticMonkeys33: thats great
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: all in 4th grade
christhewalrus01: it was terrible
christhewalrus01: and then she moved
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
christhewalrus01: and pat was like "ahahah! sucker!"
ArcticMonkeys33: i should search myspace for her hahhh
ArcticMonkeys33: that would be funny if she saw you now and she had the hots for you
christhewalrus01: she emailed me or something like a few months ago
christhewalrus01: it was weird
ArcticMonkeys33: really?
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: who would we cast as her?
ArcticMonkeys33: xD
christhewalrus01: some really ugly chick
christhewalrus01: so as to say like
christhewalrus01: hey
christhewalrus01: it didn't matter really
christhewalrus01: she was ugly
christhewalrus01: and it was 4th grade
christhewalrus01: the stud muffin was just gettin it on
ArcticMonkeys33: lol
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and after a week with uhhh jessica what's her name
christhewalrus01: he recovered
christhewalrus01: i actually dont know who i went out with after that
christhewalrus01: but i think i dated jessica once
ArcticMonkeys33: jessica burket?
christhewalrus01: the little one?
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: dude shes been going out with Alex Prosser since sixth grades
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: its amazing
ArcticMonkeys33: they are the only people i really can't see breaking up in a week
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: they're like the perfect match its nuts
christhewalrus01: i saw them together last time i was up there
christhewalrus01: and then we tried to steal panties from her room
christhewalrus01: but it wasn't worth it
ArcticMonkeys33: hah!
christhewalrus01: because they were really small
ArcticMonkeys33: kevin willis got caught looking at her moms panties
christhewalrus01: hahahahahahahahahahaha
christhewalrus01: its like in that snickers commercial
ArcticMonkeys33: lol
ArcticMonkeys33: i think i found hannahs myspace
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: i dont think i've seen her mom
christhewalrus01: is she hot?
ArcticMonkeys33: who jess' mom or hannah hahahhaha
christhewalrus01: jessicas mom
ArcticMonkeys33: hah no
christhewalrus01: thats just gross then
christhewalrus01: why her moms
christhewalrus01: and not hers
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: http://profile.myspace.com/91548181 lol
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
christhewalrus01: i'll send her a friend request
ArcticMonkeys33: thats her isnt it?
ArcticMonkeys33: i will too if you are
ArcticMonkeys33: u doing it?
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: thats hilarious
christhewalrus01: it kind of looks like her
ArcticMonkeys33: you'll have to private message her and say "my heart is still broken from 4th grade"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
christhewalrus01: i should
christhewalrus01: and at the end of the movie
christhewalrus01: we'll have
christhewalrus01: "reconnection"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and happily never after
ArcticMonkeys33: w00t
christhewalrus01: because she'll be like
christhewalrus01: who the fuck are you
christhewalrus01: i live in australia
christhewalrus01: ...
christhewalrus01: mate.
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: xD
ArcticMonkeys33: i wonder if she moved to austrailia?
ArcticMonkeys33: hah that would be weird
christhewalrus01: ahaha
christhewalrus01: that would bwe
ArcticMonkeys33: so after you move to VA; you hook up with 1,500 girls and then you find true love; and then at the end of the movie you get laid
ArcticMonkeys33: perfect ending/
ArcticMonkeys33: ?
christhewalrus01: except we leave them to wonder
ArcticMonkeys33: k
christhewalrus01: because its pg 13
ArcticMonkeys33: oh
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and we leave out the sex scene
christhewalrus01: maybe
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: maybe i'll be like
ArcticMonkeys33: DVD will have it
christhewalrus01: "maybe we should turn off the lights..."
ArcticMonkeys33: yes!
christhewalrus01: or like
christhewalrus01: "do i have to pay for this?"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: amazing
christhewalrus01: hahaha
christhewalrus01: "keep it down, my mother is sleeping"
ArcticMonkeys33: then i come out of nowhere and say "Im still a virgin" and then everyone laughs at me
ArcticMonkeys33: then you look to the screen and say "that's TT"
christhewalrus01: yeah
christhewalrus01: and we'll have cool sepia tone intermission slides
ArcticMonkeys33: yep
ArcticMonkeys33: we need to make a script; with shit like Epic Movie being made this will be a box office smash!
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