Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Indiana Time Zone

ArcticMonkeys33: Is Indiana a different time zone?
christhewalrus01: um
christhewalrus01: i dont know
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: GOOGLE IT!
christhewalrus01: no
ArcticMonkeys33: i did
christhewalrus01: thats in the form of a question
christhewalrus01: that would be a jeeves equation there
ArcticMonkeys33: oh my god
ArcticMonkeys33: 74 coutnies in Indiana are in the Eastern Time Zone; 18 are in the Central Time Zone; and shes gone so we can't ask her which part she is in!
christhewalrus01: damnit!
ArcticMonkeys33: its the only state like that too
ArcticMonkeys33: out of all the damn states....Indiana!
christhewalrus01: damn
ArcticMonkeys33: theres 49 other ones! and Austrailia too
christhewalrus01: well which county is IU in
christhewalrus01: or does it like
ArcticMonkeys33: lets find out
christhewalrus01: share two counties
ArcticMonkeys33: to ask.com!
ArcticMonkeys33: its in the city of Bloomington
ArcticMonkeys33: now to find out where the hell that is
christhewalrus01: hahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: to wikipedia!
christhewalrus01: ahhh
ArcticMonkeys33: hahaha
christhewalrus01: wikipedia is great
ArcticMonkeys33: i keep on getting "bloomington and monroe county"
christhewalrus01: they have a great article on marijuana
ArcticMonkeys33: it is
ArcticMonkeys33: haha
ArcticMonkeys33: I found it on wiki
ArcticMonkeys33: FUN FACT!
ArcticMonkeys33: Bloomington is the 7th largest city in Indiana.
christhewalrus01: hahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: Monroe County
ArcticMonkeys33: now to find it out
ArcticMonkeys33: Eastern
ArcticMonkeys33: so we have the same time zone
ArcticMonkeys33: wow all that work for "same time zone"
christhewalrus01: yeah
christhewalrus01: thats...
christhewalrus01: really weird.

Valentine Day

christhewalrus01: too damn much cuddling
ArcticMonkeys33: damn you
ArcticMonkeys33: this is my 14/14 Valentine Day alone
ArcticMonkeys33: you've prob. had a date since you were 3 on Valentines Day
christhewalrus01: :-)
christhewalrus01: well the honey rode the bus home
christhewalrus01: and no parents were here when i got home...
ArcticMonkeys33: woah!
christhewalrus01: but all she wanted to do was cuddle
christhewalrus01: i was like "this is our chance! ahh"
ArcticMonkeys33: damn!
christhewalrus01: and then she fell asleep
christhewalrus01: so
ArcticMonkeys33: I would die for a cuddle
ArcticMonkeys33: well not really
christhewalrus01: my arm went numb
ArcticMonkeys33: I would kill a man for a cuddle; thats more like it
christhewalrus01: are you implying that you would like to cuddle with a man?
ArcticMonkeys33: NO!
ArcticMonkeys33: A woman; not you
ArcticMonkeys33: and not a fugly woman
christhewalrus01: hahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: a woman of my choosing...
christhewalrus01: fat chicks?
ArcticMonkeys33: they gotta pay
ArcticMonkeys33: but no
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
christhewalrus01: TT...you're choices are either fat..or unibrows and facial hair


ArcticMonkeys33: i'm keeping my streak of being single on valentines day alive! If i get a girlfriend by next year ill dump her before V-day so i can keep the streak going
BxFRED 10: =l
BxFRED 10: hahah
BxFRED 10: thats mean
ArcticMonkeys33: no; its for the record!
ArcticMonkeys33: THE RECORD!
ArcticMonkeys33: see the smart guys break up with girls around these days: Valentines Day, Christmas, and their Birthday because less gifts mean more $ for the guy
BxFRED 10: omg. thats not right
BxFRED 10: at all
ArcticMonkeys33: or is it so right its wrong?
ArcticMonkeys33: your right its just wrong
BxFRED 10: haha
BxFRED 10: it is
BxFRED 10: and really mean
ArcticMonkeys33: yes; I would never do that


ArcticMonkeys33: BOO!
emm x3 xo: AHHHH!!!!
ArcticMonkeys33: Oh and to a lesser extent happy valentines day even though I don't care how your day went
ArcticMonkeys33: i'm sure it went great without a hitch
emm x3 xo: hahah happy valentines day to you too
ArcticMonkeys33: yes; yet it wasn't so happy
emm x3 xo: awwwe why
ArcticMonkeys33: well actually it was great since my streak is still going strong! 14/14 Valentines Day alone which goes with my record of 15/15 years alone unless I get a date in 3 days
emm x3 xo: awwe poor tt
ArcticMonkeys33: no i'm not poor; I made 25 bucks today
ArcticMonkeys33: I only had to waste about 2 hours of my life shoveling! well more like 3 since I had to shovel my house about 4 times
emm x3 xo: awwe
ArcticMonkeys33: no that is a "Way to go TT; now you have money for the date you won't get!"; hah its fun making fun of myself; its so easy!
emm x3 xo: hahah tt.. no need to make fun of yourself :-)
ArcticMonkeys33: Oh yes there is a need; Since i've been out of things to talk about to you since 7th grade and this is the only way we can talk!
emm x3 xo: haha okayy
ArcticMonkeys33: like Oh My GAWD
emm x3 xo: OmGsH. Tt Is FrEaKiN aWeSoMe!
ArcticMonkeys33: don't lie
emm x3 xo: cHyEh. No LiE!
ArcticMonkeys33: Well i'll lie; Katie is the coolest and prettiest girl in the world
ArcticMonkeys33: now you can take out the lie part; and you can tell people I called you the coolest and prettiest girl in the world!
emm x3 xo: hahah

Monday, February 5, 2007

Our School Sucks

9:00- I arrive at the busstop
9:05- I start to get arritated that the bus hasn't arrived
9:10- I start to get cold; People compaining
9:15- 5 people leave.
9:20- I leave
9:37- The bus finally arrives 37 minutes late; and my whole busstop misses it.
Talk about a quality job our school district does. Seriously, I waited in freezing weather for 20 minutes. Great Job!

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Script Part 1

Stud Muffin: The True Life Story of Chris Langguth(and how he gets laid)

(View pans to hospital bed)
Chris' Mom: *grunting*
Various Medical Personnel: Push, push, push!
Chris' Mom: AHH!
Doctor: It's a boy but it seems something is wrong; It seems his penis is bigger than mine.
Chris' Mom: But your chinese silly; even my penis is bigger than yours and I'm a woman!
Doctor: I forgot, what are you going to name him?
Chris' Mom: Christopher Stud Muffin Langguth
Baby Chris: That's Me!
(Show Opening Screen)
Chris Langguth as Christopher Stud Muffin Langguth
Tyler Treese as The loyal sidekick who has never had a girlfriend
Some chick as Hannah Wineland

Adam Smith as The dude who uses funny one-liners
(Cut to C.W. Longer Elementary School)
Chris Narrating: It was my first day in C.W. Longer Elementary and I knew it meant one thing: New Ladies to wow. I met my two fellow struggling pimps Tyler Treese and Adam Smith. Now Adam had the hots for a girl named Sarah and asked her out everyday during recess.
(Shows Adam at the swingsets)
Adam: Hey; I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock!
Sarah: No.
(Cuts to Adam talking to Chris and TT)
Adam: I really thought I had a chance this time; That line was genius.
Chris: Well you have to be smooth like I am; Watch this.
(Chris walks over to a table full of women he sets his eyes on a girl named Hannah Wineland)
Chris: Hey foxy momma, how about you and me go back to my place; I have my own teeter totter and I could teeter your totter if you know what I mean.
Hannah: Yes; umm I'll see you around at recess; bye, wait what is your name?
Chris: You can call me Sex Master or Chris.

Stud Muffin: The Movie: The True Life Story of Chris Langguth

ArcticMonkeys33: Stud Muffin: The Movie; Dude we have to make your life story a movie!
christhewalrus01: ahahah
christhewalrus01: nice comment
ArcticMonkeys33: who could we cast as you? I mean no actor has your good looks so its a tough one...
christhewalrus01: chris langguth as
christhewalrus01: himself.
ArcticMonkeys33: YES! perfect
ArcticMonkeys33: now who was the girl who dumped you at are school? Was it Hannah something?
ArcticMonkeys33: that was funny
christhewalrus01: shut up.
christhewalrus01: it was elise
christhewalrus01: and that was one time
ArcticMonkeys33: It was like the end of the world
christhewalrus01: after 2 and a half months
christhewalrus01: and i recovered after a week
christhewalrus01: so
ArcticMonkeys33: Chris: "I'm so alone, I can't believe that slut dumped me for mike and then dumped him for pat WTF"
christhewalrus01: ooooh
christhewalrus01: you mean that
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
christhewalrus01: ahahahahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: that was great
christhewalrus01: hannah wineland
christhewalrus01: that was terrible
ArcticMonkeys33: there we go
christhewalrus01: i didn't get anything from her
ArcticMonkeys33: hannah winland
christhewalrus01: and then she made out with pat a week later
ArcticMonkeys33: thats great
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: all in 4th grade
christhewalrus01: it was terrible
christhewalrus01: and then she moved
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
christhewalrus01: and pat was like "ahahah! sucker!"
ArcticMonkeys33: i should search myspace for her hahhh
ArcticMonkeys33: that would be funny if she saw you now and she had the hots for you
christhewalrus01: she emailed me or something like a few months ago
christhewalrus01: it was weird
ArcticMonkeys33: really?
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: who would we cast as her?
ArcticMonkeys33: xD
christhewalrus01: some really ugly chick
christhewalrus01: so as to say like
christhewalrus01: hey
christhewalrus01: it didn't matter really
christhewalrus01: she was ugly
christhewalrus01: and it was 4th grade
christhewalrus01: the stud muffin was just gettin it on
ArcticMonkeys33: lol
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and after a week with uhhh jessica what's her name
christhewalrus01: he recovered
christhewalrus01: i actually dont know who i went out with after that
christhewalrus01: but i think i dated jessica once
ArcticMonkeys33: jessica burket?
christhewalrus01: the little one?
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: dude shes been going out with Alex Prosser since sixth grades
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
ArcticMonkeys33: its amazing
ArcticMonkeys33: they are the only people i really can't see breaking up in a week
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: they're like the perfect match its nuts
christhewalrus01: i saw them together last time i was up there
christhewalrus01: and then we tried to steal panties from her room
christhewalrus01: but it wasn't worth it
ArcticMonkeys33: hah!
christhewalrus01: because they were really small
ArcticMonkeys33: kevin willis got caught looking at her moms panties
christhewalrus01: hahahahahahahahahahaha
christhewalrus01: its like in that snickers commercial
ArcticMonkeys33: lol
ArcticMonkeys33: i think i found hannahs myspace
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: i dont think i've seen her mom
christhewalrus01: is she hot?
ArcticMonkeys33: who jess' mom or hannah hahahhaha
christhewalrus01: jessicas mom
ArcticMonkeys33: hah no
christhewalrus01: thats just gross then
christhewalrus01: why her moms
christhewalrus01: and not hers
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: http://profile.myspace.com/91548181 lol
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
christhewalrus01: i'll send her a friend request
ArcticMonkeys33: thats her isnt it?
ArcticMonkeys33: i will too if you are
ArcticMonkeys33: u doing it?
christhewalrus01: yeah
ArcticMonkeys33: thats hilarious
christhewalrus01: it kind of looks like her
ArcticMonkeys33: you'll have to private message her and say "my heart is still broken from 4th grade"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: ahahaha
christhewalrus01: i should
christhewalrus01: and at the end of the movie
christhewalrus01: we'll have
christhewalrus01: "reconnection"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and happily never after
ArcticMonkeys33: w00t
christhewalrus01: because she'll be like
christhewalrus01: who the fuck are you
christhewalrus01: i live in australia
christhewalrus01: ...
christhewalrus01: mate.
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: xD
ArcticMonkeys33: i wonder if she moved to austrailia?
ArcticMonkeys33: hah that would be weird
christhewalrus01: ahaha
christhewalrus01: that would bwe
ArcticMonkeys33: so after you move to VA; you hook up with 1,500 girls and then you find true love; and then at the end of the movie you get laid
ArcticMonkeys33: perfect ending/
ArcticMonkeys33: ?
christhewalrus01: except we leave them to wonder
ArcticMonkeys33: k
christhewalrus01: because its pg 13
ArcticMonkeys33: oh
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: and we leave out the sex scene
christhewalrus01: maybe
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
christhewalrus01: maybe i'll be like
ArcticMonkeys33: DVD will have it
christhewalrus01: "maybe we should turn off the lights..."
ArcticMonkeys33: yes!
christhewalrus01: or like
christhewalrus01: "do i have to pay for this?"
ArcticMonkeys33: hah
ArcticMonkeys33: amazing
christhewalrus01: hahaha
christhewalrus01: "keep it down, my mother is sleeping"
ArcticMonkeys33: then i come out of nowhere and say "Im still a virgin" and then everyone laughs at me
ArcticMonkeys33: then you look to the screen and say "that's TT"
christhewalrus01: yeah
christhewalrus01: and we'll have cool sepia tone intermission slides
ArcticMonkeys33: yep
ArcticMonkeys33: we need to make a script; with shit like Epic Movie being made this will be a box office smash!